Happy fuck'n New Year. This year is the year of the pig, which is what I am-- not in the chinese zodiac sense mind you. To start things off, I am keeping a LOG, yes, LOG, of my daily shittles. Today started off well as I have had 3 shits.
Little chunks stuck in my anus near the end
Regular poo-brown colour
Fairly smooth in consistancy
No strong smell
One little twig-like thing in major turd-log
Two major logs and a few crumbs
Two more delayed little pooballs popped out with a fart near the end
Very soft wipe, almost wet.
Smells like diarrhea
Red pepper skin in final wipe.
Starts with a weak fart
Slow and hard exit. . .
Very s l o w . . .
Followed by a soft squirt floater thing
A couple grainy stick things in wipe
Colour lighter than usual.
- Mood:uncomfortable sore gut